



Are you annoyed by the elitist nature of the Golden Zero on No New Notifications from Kanan Gill & Manek D'Silva? Are you tired of justifying your excellence to the Chancellor? Get almost the same experience instantly, with none of the gate-keeping. A trash pin for trash people, made from actual trash. The Not Golden Zero is basically the same as the Golden Zero, but with an additional red X mark across the design. So technically, this pin has quantitatively more design than the Golden Zero. Get the Not Golden Zero NOW, and automatically become part of the Army of Tim (the shape-shifting Demon, not the guy from Apple).
S**I
Not the Golden Zero
Bought the symbol of trash to throw it in the trash!
A**A
Very high quality product.
Surpasses all expectations, provides ample satisfaction of rebelling against the overlordsLong live Tim, the one true master of Gorboroth!
P**L
What a piece of trash
Belongs in The TRASH, tho had to buy it because it mesmerized my eyes and controlled my hands and bought it despite of my brain resisting it from inside
S**K
The Websters dictionary defines...
... that's what dictionaries do. Anyway I bought this pin and now some guy called Tim is talking to me by writing on my wall with blood, trying to sell me a Spotify subscription (?). Trash material is nice. 5 stars.
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