Chewy for President greeting card

Name: Chewy for President greeting card
Brand: Glenillustrates
Price: 1096.86 NIO
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 27925142

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Ugh, We need a presidential candidate that really speaks for us. I asked Chewbacca for a direct quote about his candidacy. He replied: " Donald Trump ArrrrFFGRRRAAAFGGH. AAAARRRRRfffarGGGGGH. AAARFffgghah. AAAADERRRRGGSSSHAGGHH. Arrrrhghghsssssgghhss..." I'll translate for you people. Chewbacca says "Donald Trump has a small penis." Well there you go. Way more articulate then some of the other candidates. (Trump) Outside reads: Chewy for President 2016. "Let the Wookie win." Inside: Yep. Now, have a good day. All cards are 5x7 and ship in a protective cellophane sleeve. Envelope colors are assorted. If you would like a specific color, let me know. I try to choose the best color that compliments the card and sometimes i'm just drunk.

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