Stonados

The best thing about this movie is the dopey title: Stonados.The movie involves a science teacher who spends more time trying to track down his own disobedient offspring rather than teach someone else's kids how to make a model volcano erupt. When the first mysterious flying rock squishes a basketball player, naturally his cop sister calls him as an undisputed expert in strange phenomenon. They're soon joined by a giddy weather dude who used to be an old friend (he spends most of the movie grinning like an idiot, as if he was in on some colossal joke we don't know about......yet). Before you can say, here comes another one, rocks are flying everywhere, killing people in a cartoonish fashion (one minute they're chatting with someone, the next minute they're gone and you see neither the stone that took them out nor their body). It's a civilized way of dispatching people; no fuss no muss. Naturally, it's up to these three people to save humanity from instant killer storms that hurl stones. They even have a theory as to why this mayhem is happening, some yappity-yappity explanation about volcano debris and frozen ozone droplets. (The least interesting aspect of these outrageous sci-fi flicks is the wild explanations as to why any of these impossible things are happening.) Don't care; just bring on the carnage. Seriously, authenticity is not the reason I watch and collect these ridiculous disaster flicks. The only prerequisite I demand is that they have to be incredibly stupid. I live for bad movies. This one did not disappoint.

I like the simple fact that I could purchase this movie. But what I didn't like was the price of the movie. I had to pay $24.99 and when I purchased the movie I saw the same movie $11.99. Now that was messed up. Stonados is one of my favorite SYFI movies.

This is a great movie to watch with friends. Trash talk the movie, throw some popcorn and get ready to laugh. Some of the acting is achingly bad, the special effects not always special, and the plot is tread bare ... which is why we loved it.Sometimes I get tired of watching movies so intensely real that you feel as if you'll need PTSD drugs and therapy for having watched it! (Did anyone else have trouble watching Dredd? All that blood, in slow motion ... YIKES!!!)The thing about these types of movies, is that EVERYONE knows it's fake, and the odds are against anything like this ever happening in the real world. Thank God. With earthquakes, acid rain, global warming and Fukushima Daiichi radiation to worry about ... I could use some comic relief!

This movie - so ridiculously good!! Who knew Plymouth Rock was really a gigantic boulder that could keep wreaking havoc time after time in apparently the exact same tornado?? Mediocre acting coupled with really pretty good special effects makes the movie pass quickly even though it's the same standard tornado disaster plot - they appear - they disperse their damage - the disappear - all said and done - it's worth it!!

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Cheesey, guilty pleasure if you're in the mood for lots of extras running (and with some smiling) in every direction. Moved along, fun enough.

Clever idea. I didn't feel so "boxed in" unlike other disaster movies with sets that look like garages, and towns with just two stores, one house and a gas station that blows up. No, this opened up the action with large scenes of interesting buildings and actual crowds of people. The special effects served enough to get the message across and the cast kept things going, with thoughtful performances.

I like the actors the were convincing enough! The Plymouth Rock was a touch too much! But all in all storyline was some what believable! Exploding rocks due atmospheric anomalies due to the changes in the ozone along with sea bed volcano eruptions changing the low atmosphere was something I don't quite grasp but ok. It was entertaining still.

As I have stated in other reviews, only because I am an avid disaster movie fan however cheaply made.

It was a little far fetched but I still enjoyed it. I’m a sucker for disaster movies

ok blu 3D, parece documental, pero no audio español

This is one of the best disaster movies that I have seen in a long time. I would highly recommend it to anyone who enjoys this kind of movie.

U WANT SUPER NON STOP ACTION WELL THIS MOVIE HAS IT. A MUST TO OWN.COLOR AND GREAT SOUND.AONE GREAT PRICE