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"His tongue-in-cheek technical explanations here will have you howling with laughter ..."-Daily Telegraph After being given yet another pointless "man manual" that told him fifty ways to tie a bow tie in under thirty seconds, James May, star of the international TV phenomenon Top Gear , was certain guys needed a different kind of book. This book, in fact. He reckons there are nine vital things that a true man should be able to do. Not stuff you can download from the Internet, but really important things, like: HOW TO LAND AN A330 AIRBUS IN AN EMERGENCY* HOW TO PREPARE AND EAT YOUR BEST FRIEND HOW TO DRIVE THE PEPPERCORN CLASS A 1 4-6-2 PACIFIC LOCOMOTIVE TORNADO HOW TO DELIVER TWINS HOW TO DEFUSE AN UNEXPLODED WORLD WAR II BOMB The chances that you will ever meet with the circumstances outlined here are, frankly, very remote. But you're still better off knowing this stuff than not knowing it. Life is a lottery, and maybe, just maybe, it could be you who can do this stuff. But only if you've read this book. *Authors Note: This guide has been prepared for use in an absolute dire, buttock-clenching emergancy. None of the advice inside has been sanctioned by Airbus, any of its associates, or anyone else really. Do not attempt to fly the A330 Airbus on a recreational basis, or use one for joyriding. The A330 is not a toy. Review: very enjoyable read - Hilarious book written by one of my favorite people. It will keep you laughing and you won't want to set this book down for a second. Plus you never know when you might find an unexploded German WWII bomb in your backyard (even though I live in the US). Review: Decent Book - As much as I love James May (and the rest of the usual suspects), this book is a little underwhelming. However, it is exactly as is described. At times quite funny and certainly a very easy read, it's great for a weekend at the beach. Having said that, it can also be a bit dull at times and seem a little forced. Regardless, I would recommend, as it holds some interesting info, will provide a few laughs, and is a very quick read.
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| Customer Reviews | 4.4 out of 5 stars 363 Reviews |
C**.
very enjoyable read
Hilarious book written by one of my favorite people. It will keep you laughing and you won't want to set this book down for a second. Plus you never know when you might find an unexploded German WWII bomb in your backyard (even though I live in the US).
P**E
Decent Book
As much as I love James May (and the rest of the usual suspects), this book is a little underwhelming. However, it is exactly as is described. At times quite funny and certainly a very easy read, it's great for a weekend at the beach. Having said that, it can also be a bit dull at times and seem a little forced. Regardless, I would recommend, as it holds some interesting info, will provide a few laughs, and is a very quick read.
M**S
James Love
I have read all of James Mays books and though this one is good, it is not as entertaining as his other books.
J**J
`Do not actually do any of this. This book is intended for male fantasy entertainment purposes only.'
Yes, you should judge this book by its cover. And take, very seriously, this advice: `Neither the author nor the publisher can accept any legal responsibility or liability for any harm arising from the techniques, advice or situations described in this book.' But if you want step-by-step instructions on how to land an A330 Airbus in an emergency, how to fight a duel, or invade the Isle of Wight then this may well be the book for you. Especially if you are a man who reads (and follows) step-by-step instructions. You may (or may not) be enlightened by the chapters telling you how to drive the Peppercorn Class A1 4-6-2 Pacific Locomotive `Tornado' and how to deliver twins, and I certainly wouldn't suggest defusing an unexploded World War II German bomb, or preparing and eating your best mate. The other two chapters tell you how to escape from Butlins and how to play the first movement of Beethoven's `Moonlight' sonata. I enjoyed the first chapter most, and liked the underlying idea that the book came about because James May was bored with the portrayal of men as endearingly hopeless and that there was a need for a book like this which showed men how to do really useful things instead of things like tying a bow tie in fifty different ways in less than 30 seconds. Whether or not you find this book funny will depend a lot on your sense of humour. I found some parts funny but thought that others were too silly to be funny. But, then, I'm not really part of the target audience. `The chances that you will ever meet with the circumstances outlined here are, frankly, very remote.' Jennifer Cameron-Smith
H**H
James May...YOU ROCK!
James May has to be one of the most intelligent, dry, funny beings alive! This book is a must have! The informative info on delivering twins is priceless! Wish I knew it before I had mine!
A**N
Good!
it is a very nice and enjoyable book. It is very humors and puts a big smile on your face. Great book, Should buy!
S**N
For James May fans only
If you find James May funny then you will like "How to Land An A330 Airbus." The rest of us think him an interesting and pleasant enough but rather serious fellow whose attempts at humor are clumsy, contrived, and rather embarrassing. May has wit but lacks humor. Unfortunately, much of his book apparently attempts comedy. Each chapter purports to explain how to do something. Landing an Airbus makes for an interesting chapter as does, for example, operating a steam locomotive. The chapter explaining how to disarm an unexploded Nazi bomb would be interesting, even to an American audience, if it did -- but it doesn't, ending for practical purposes at the point where you're killed by the booby trap hidden underneath the fuse you've just finished cleverly disabling. Perhaps booby-trap disabling remains a secret of Her Majesty's government. But the interesting chapters are more than offset by those of pure fiction that instruct merely on May's lack of funny. How to escape by tunnel from what is apparently a well-known British summer resort might perhaps amuse a British audience, though one doubts it since the British still seem unaware of how truly cold and dreary their summer resorts are. And what can one say about instructions for mounting a military invasion of the Isle of Wight? London, perhaps; Gibraltar in a pinch. But the Isle of Wight? That's a one-liner, not a chapter. Nothing about this is at all interesting unless, presumably, that's where you live. So if you're a May fan, or a resident of the Isle of Wight (who I'm told are called "caulkheads" and "overnors," presumably resulting in the more frequent use of the colloquial phrase "resident of the Isle of Wight"), this book is for you. But if you're simply a Top Gear fan, even waiting for Clarkson to recycle another batch of old newspaper columns would be better than this.
A**D
great humor
Having lived in G.B. during the mid 70's, I grew to appreciate the dry, semi-subversive humor that the English have. This book appeals to me, but, will not to someone who does not watch Top-Gear, or Monty Python. Ya had to be there, Overall very humorous, and dry, but I liked it. I read it as though James May were reading it in his accent. There are also some pertinent illustrations that are funny. I ordered used for less than a dollar and got it new, shipped for around $5.00. took 10 days, but defiantly worth it.
W**E
Very Funny and Well Written
I brought this as an anniversary present for the man in my life... he is not a great reader but enjoys light hearted stuff and with chapters on invading the Isle of Wight and Eatting your Best Mate I knew this would be right up his street... James has chosen a number of things that interest him as well as the silly (steam trains, music) and provides hints and tips for the modern man including the use of cover bands to aid in your escape from butlins... It is not the most densely typed book you will buy this year and there are a lot of well placed diagrams and pictures which break the text up even further.... so a good pick up and flick through book... And you never know when you will need to challenge someone to a dual if they spill their pint on you in the pub
W**O
It is like buying an IPhone. You are just doing it because of the name.
Reading the preview and the chapter names, I really thought to be in for a hilarious ride. But, I'm seriously disappointed. Don't think it was particularly useful as well (apart from: How to bring a baby to the world and playing piano chapters)
D**N
Five Stars
Eloquent and hilariously funny.
C**Ç
Captain "buzz" slow un unutulmaz eseri
Captain Slow, Sir James May'in modern adama hediyesi olan bu başyapıt her erkeğin kütüpanesinde bulunmalı. Bir alkolikten diğerine nesiller boyu aktarılacak bir kitap.
G**A
Imprescindible si sigues a J.May
Un crack en la televisión, no solo por las series de automoción si no también por series como The Reassembler o Toy Stories - El libro es de fácil lectura, muy entretenido y con muchos puntos cuanto menos curiosos :)
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